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Youngest kid of six with an inferiority and black sheep complex, but determined that God saves not just his soul to heaven but the remainder of his manic-depressive life, so others won't say he became a Christian and remained a jerk.


MAIN THEMES

On identity
i won't be transparent before i'm opaque. and you'll get to know me starting from the small things: who my favourite bands are. what kind of movies i like. who are my heroes.

On Christianity
I’m convinced that when confronted with sincere, real love, the Jesus factor will become obvious. But let’s not plant the cross before we carry it. I’m not trying to con you.

On dreams
Some dreams are meant to be achieved. I know that. But maybe other dreams are meant to drive us, privately. Never known to anyone but ourselves.


OTHER THEMES

On melancholy
It is a sadness that, when choosing between crying and sighing, will choose sighing. I'd almost say that melancholy is being sad about sadness itself.

On memory and nostalgia
It saddens me when life moves forward and people decide that certain things are worth forgetting.

On language
I've learnt that the word irregardless is filed as a non-standard word in the English language. That's a lexicographer's way of saying it's not a real word.

On politics
Crowds are fickle things. So when we stand in the thousands and cry against the present government, do we know who we're actually crying for?

On society
People always want the best for themselves. But I want to sometimes take second or third or fourth best, just so that the loser down the road doesn't always have to come in last. It must feel like shit to always come in last.

On growing old
Leasehold property make me feel sad. It doesn't matter how old the family photos are that you put on your wall. It's your family but it's not really your wall.

On philosophy
I ask you, if God loves everyone, and if God is also incapable of loving evil, how can there be such a thing as an evil man?

On a daily basis
One line quips, like this.


CHAT





Thursday, June 11, 2009
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The context: we're heading straight from work for a shoot with fai's company, beanworks.

Athalia: what do you want to have for dinner?

Fergus: hmmmmmmmm
to be very honest
not much
what would you like?

Athalia: bubba gumps
with a milkshake from mcd's

Fergus: :O

Athalia: and maybe some green tea ice-cream
can?

Fergus: can
put it on beanworks
:D
heheheh

Athalia: dowan
I prefer to put it on a table
easier to eat

Fergus: qahahahahaha!@!!1!

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Wednesday, July 02, 2008
LIVERPOOL FC ACCORDING TO THE BEATLES


Ok... i don't expect you guys to get everyone. it's more for personal entertainment.



Pepe Reina - You really got a hold on me
Steve Finnan - When I'm 64
Alvaro Arbeloa - Helter skelter
Philippe Degen - Free as a bird
Jaime Carragher - Don't pass me by
Sammi Hyypia - All things must pass
Daniel Agger - Glass onion
Martin Skrtel - Day tripper
Fabio Aurelio - Tell me what you see
Jon-Arne Riise - Run for your life
Andrea Dossena - Don't let me down
Jermaine Pennant - Bad boy
Yossi Benayoun - Nowhere man
Steven Gerrard - Carry that weight
Javier Mascherano - A hard day's night
Lucas Leiva - Getting better
Xabi Alonso - Tomorrow never knows
Ryan Babel - Flying
Harry Kewell - Misery
Dirk Kuyt - Here there and everywhere
Fernando Torres - Happiness is a warm gun
Peter Crouch - Long tall Sally
Andriy Voronin - Dig a pony

Rafa Benitez - Money (that's what I want)
Rick Parry - Help!
Tom Hicks - Mean Mr Mustard
George Gillet - The fool on the hill
David Moores - Baby you're a rich man

Robbie Fowler - Get back

and

Gareth Barry - We can work it out

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Tuesday, June 03, 2008


ANTS IN THE BRAINS

Have you read the fowarded email going around about ants crawling into your brains? yeah, apparently, you're not supposed to have sweets lying in or in the vicinity of your mouth when you sleep, because ants will invade you. they say that a kid and a grown man had ants crawl into their mouths and end up in their faces, causing undetectable itching, followed by eventual death when they entered the brain and started eating it.

now if that's not the premise for a really splendid b-movie, i don't know what is! nonetheless, it's inspired a bit of paint cartooning on my part.

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Friday, May 23, 2008
RAZVAN RAT

theyap: man
romania has a defender called Rat
against holland, italy and france
dunno how a Rat is gonna stop them

Fergus: AHAHAH
he's gonna... do a lot of running
i wonder if romania can squeak out a result in that group
:P
see if they can gnaw their way into the second round

theyap: muahahahahahahahahah
unless the oponents are cheesy, in which case he might eat them for breakfast

Fergus: hahaahahah
it's gonna be raining cats and dogs between italy, france and holland
they must find romania to be... such a pest

theyap: well, unless of course if he happens to be an attacking fullback, then he can attack them like a plague

Fergus: shit, i'm all out on bad puns

theyap: ahahahaha
me too

Fergus: i bet he can trap the ball well

theyap: hmm and if he can, Romania might be able to tail the others enough to get through

Fergus: yeah, if not they'll just have to take the mickey

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Tuesday, October 23, 2007
THE WESTIN HOTEL PHONECALL

I got a call from this telemarketer from westin hotel. some girl wanted me to become a member so i could fine dine and live in their rooms on the cheap. we got a running gag where i sit in the office. that the next time a telemarketer calls me, i'll pull a fast one on them. so when the call from this girl from westin came in, there were knowing smiles around me.

lady: hi, is this mister fergus?
fergus: yes
lady: i'm miss blablabla calling from westin hotel. do you know westin hotel in bukit bintang?
fergus: is that the one next to the whale aquarium?
lady: ha? aquarium?
fergus: ya, the one that has whales. near sungei wang.
lady: errr... no mister fergus. it's at blablablabla....
fergus: oh ok
lady: can i ask, are you local?
fergus: yes, i'm local
lady: oh, ok. anyway, mister fergus, do you want me to tell you about the details of our packages?
fergus: errr... nola, i'm not interested. i don't go to hotels wan
lady: mister fergus, we actually have a package where you can blablabla 50% discount on the room blablabla
fergus: it's ok. i don't need to stay in hotel. i got a house here oredi
lady: oh but mister fergus you go on holidays right? with this package you can go to any westin blablabla
fergus: nola, i don't travel wan.
lady: then your friends? i'm sure you have a lot of friends, maybe they get married and go for honeymoon
fergus: my friends honeymoon all go to melaka wan
lady: aiyo mister fergus, you can ask them to upgrade mah
fergus: hahaha
lady: then ah, but you can also go to the restaurant you know mister fergus. you can have blablabla discount
fergus: nola, i eat mamak food wan. and tai chow
lady: aiyoh, mister fergus i'm sure you can upgrade oso right?
fergus: cannot la, i every month make 500 dollars only
lady: no need to worry, it's not 500 dollars every month. if you join this package you pay an annual blablabla
fergus: no, every month, my salaray only 500 dollars, how to eat in hotel?
lady: ohhh... then do you have any friends who will like to become a member?
fergus: don't have la, all my friends poor wan
lady: mister fergus i'm sure you have, just a name and number maybe?

I stand up and walk to my collague's desk to see his phone number.

fergus: got one, wait... i give you his number
lady: ok, ok, you give me his number
fergus: it's 831240**
lady: is it 03?
fergus: yes, it's 03
lady: can i have his name?
fergus: ya. he is mister ravi
lady: thank you ya mister fergus
lady: you don't have his handphone number isit?
fergus: don't have la
lady: i see. okla. thanks anyway mister fergus
fergus: no worries. bye
lady: bye

-click-

my colleagues break into applause. what a laugh.

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Monday, January 22, 2007
HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!

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Monday, January 08, 2007
Vernon: Alrighty, I'll see you at 7.30.

*click*

Fergus: Mate, I got a shitty problem.
Vernon: What?
Fergus: My car keys went home in someone's car.

*click*

Fergus: Jack, you're not at my place yet are you?
Jack: No.
Fergus: Good. Don't go yet.
Jack: Oh. Ok. Why? Whassup?
Fergus: My car keys went home in my friend's car. I must have dropped it when we went for lunch. So I'm stuck in Cyberjaya now.
Jack: Oh man.

*click*

Fergus: Hey, I made the same terrible mistake again?
Adrian: What?
Fergus: I left my keys in your car.
Adrian: HAH?
Fergus: Yeah.
Adrian: SO HOW? I'm in PJ already y'know.
Fergus: I know, I know. Just wanted to let you know... are you at home or are you out?
Adrian: I'm out.
Fergus: Anyways, later when you go to your car, could you just give it a look?
Adrian: Yeah, ok.
Fergus: Thanks. Sorry ya.

*click*

Fergus: Hey, what time are you going home?
Jean: Aboooouutt..... soon?
Fergus: Oh. I left my keys in Adrian's car. He's back in PJ now and I need a lift.
Jean: Oh no!
Fergus: Where do you live?
Jean: Seri Kembangan.

*sigh*

Fergus: Mate, can't do lah. No one's going back to PJ. Nearest is Seri Kembangan.
Vernon: Ok, call Jack and ask him to pick me up from home. Then we'll go together to go get you, then we go straight from there.
Fergus: Thanks mate.

*click*

Fergus: Hey Jack. Just spoke to Vern. Here's the plan: you pick him up from his place soon. He'll be home in 20 minutes. Then both of you come pick me up, then we go straight.
Jack: Okay. Okay.
Fergus: Thanks buddy. Real sorry ya.
Jack: No worries.

*click*

Adrian: Ei, i am over at jas' hse tho. U ok tom morning?

*beep*

Fergus: Prob is my house keys are there. I can go pick from you, wherever. So sorry tho!

*beep*

Adrian: I am in taman megah eating. U cming nw?

*beep*

Fergus: My friends are picking me up then we're eating at william's. The keys are there rite? If not i'm in big shit.

*beep*

Adrian: They are. What time they picking u? Aftr ths we goin bck puchong. Cl me

*beep*

Fergus: You just follow your plan. I won't rush them cos they're bailing me out. I'll go find you as soon as practicable. Won't leave it late.

*beep*

Adrian: Okays. Sure just cl me

*beep*

Fergus: Stupid Fergus! You're so stupid... so stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid...

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Friday, July 28, 2006
Colleague 1: Hey... are you a fan of cheeses?
Me: Err... yeah. I guess you can say that. Ya, I'm a friend of Jesus.
Colleague 1: Then can you tell me, what's monterey jack chese like?
Me: ??
Colleague 1: Like, do you think we can get it here?
Colleague 2: Did you just ask him if he's a friend of Jesus?
Me: Yeah.
Colleague 1: No, no, i asked if he was a fan of cheeses. Fan of cheeses!
Colleague 2: Ahhh...
Me: I'm ok with cheeses. Yeah. But i think i'm more of a friend of Jesus than a fan of cheeses.
Colleague 1: So you won't know what monterey jack cheese is like?
Me: No.

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Friday, June 09, 2006

David: This Jacker chips has deodorized palm olein

(pause)

Fergus: Hey do you think the word "deodorant" has anything to do with God? As in, the latin word.
David: Hahaa! Deodorant?
Fergus: Yea. What do the constituents of "deodorant" mean? What's "dorant"?
David: Well, "odour" means a smell, and "de" means to remove or take out something.
Fergus: Ooh. Oh ya. So it's got nothing to do with God.
David: No...
Fergus: I see, it's de-odorant, not deo-dorant. Right.

(pause)

David: When I was young, I used to think that "understand" was to "not derstand". That when you didn't get it, you "derstand".
Fergus: That's cool.

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Wednesday, May 31, 2006
This is why the People's Liberation Army should march in there and teach them how to run a country properly.

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Tuesday, July 27, 2004
GET FUZZY, GROOVITUDE

Get Fuzzy has to be one of the best comic strips i've encountered in a long...

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